“Who is this?”
“It’s Bob from Express TV.”
“Bob, I have Saucer TV.”
“I can save you money.”
“Bob, How much money?”
“$25 a month, that’s $300 a year.”
“What would that be for two years, Bob?”
“We overcharge the second year and get our $300 back.”
“So, Bob, why should I change from Saucer TV to Express TV.”
“I’ve been honest.”
“What if I take Express TV for a year and cancel, Bob, what will it cost?
“Nothing.”
“Nothing?”
“That’s right, nothing. But we will make your life miserable.”
“How can that be, Bob?”
“We’ll ruin your credit and hound you the rest of your living days.”
“So once again, Bob, why should I change from Saucer TV to Express TV?”
“Because I’m honest.”
“Tell me, Bob, how is the reception and service?”
“At first it’s really good.”
“Then what happens?”
“Problems.”
“Bob, tell me what kind of problems?”
“Big problems. It will be days before you get reception again.”
“So if that’s going to happen why should I switch from Saucer TV to express TV?”
“Because I’ve been honest.”
“What about the service, Bob?”
“You want to know about the service?”
“That’s what I said.”
“There is none. The last time you’ll see anything that resembles service is at the installation and poof, they get deported or have to serve out the rest of their sentence for parole violation.”
“Okay, Bob, so if that’s going to happen why should I switch from Saucer TV to Express TV?”
“Because I’ve been honest.”
“Have you lied to me about anything during this phone call?”
“My name is not Bob, it‘s Bill”
“I can’t trust you Bill: here I thought all along I was talking to Bob.
Goodbye.”
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