Friday, September 11, 2026

Better Late Than Dead: Episode 8

  This is episode eight of the novel Better Late Than Dead. It is the 7th book in the Rich Larsen Adventure Series. An episode will be posted every Monday and Friday. However, it can be purchased on Amazon in the Kindle or paperback versions.  

Rich has returned to the home he ran away from six years earlier. He’s back living with his parents, hoping to make amends for the pain he caused them. Two years have passed since returning home. That’s where this story begins. 

  Episode 8 (Originally posted on the Jittery Goat)

  Rich called Hiram Holiday, a lawyer. He had interviewed him a few months earlier. Hiram was a bit of a local celebrity. He had told Rich that if he ever got into any kind of trouble, to give him a call, and he would be there in half an hour with two witnesses.

After talking with Hiram over the phone, Grillo returned Rich to the interview room. Forty minutes later, there was a rap on the door. Hiram walked in. They shook hands.

“You can go,” Hiram said.

“I can go?” Rich asked.

“Unless you want to stick around for lunch,” Hiram said. “Stale bread, bologna on its way out, and, let’s see, this is Tuesday—water-flavored water.”

“That was fast,” Rich said.

They walked down the hallway and into the lobby.

“Don’t say anything until we’re outside,” Hiram said.

They walked to Hiram’s car and got in.

“Okay,” Hiram said, “I read the detective’s notes. You had an alibi, and they had nothing to refute it. Now, say nothing to nobody. Got it? Nothing. Now, let’s go to my office.”

Hiram’s office was a short distance away. It was on the top floor of a five-story office building. They walked into the office. There was a brief introduction to his secretary, Maxine, a woman who looked more like a librarian. He opened a door on the side of the room.

“Miss Winslow, my office.”

They walked into Hiram’s office. It was richly paneled, and on one wall were shelves of law books. On another wall were shelves with various statues and memorabilia. Miss Winslow was introduced as a paralegal. She was an attractive, tall, middle-aged blonde.

Hiram sat behind his large mahogany desk. Miss Winslow sat to his right. Rich sat in front of the desk in a plush leather Queen Anne chair.

“We speak plain around here,” Hiram said. Hiram turned to Miss Winslow. “Larsen has an alibi. But I know Sheriff Morris. He’s looking at an election. But election or not, he wants a notch on his belt. Frankly, he’s good for business. He and the county prosecutor are as dirty and crooked as they come. They keep arresting on flimsy and non-existent evidence, and we keep getting them off.”

“Miss Winslow, hound the sheriff’s department every day. If they withhold so much as a comma or period, note it. This is a big one for Morris. He smells blood.”

Hiram turned to Rich. He pointed a pencil at him. “You’re a bright guy. You have to be. You called me. You’ve interviewed me, and as much as you got a feel for me, I got a feel for you. What are things about the last couple of days that can be used against you?”

“My parents had a bitter argument last night,” Rich said. “I planned on moving in another two weeks. I packed last night and moved into a motel.”

“They were alive when you left, right?” Miss Winslow asked.

“Yes,” Rich said. “The police asked the same question, and I told them they were alive.”

“My relationship with my boss at the News couldn’t be any more acrimonious. We had bitter words this morning. It was about an article I wrote about Morris. I quoted him saying he was going to ignore Tillman Township and all the low-lifes who live there.”

“Is there anything else between you and Morris?” Miss Winslow asked.

“No,” Rich said, “nothing I’m aware of. Yesterday was the first time I ever talked to him.”

“Did he know you were going to print defamatory statements about him?” Hiram asked.

“It was just a normal interview,” Rich said. “I was asking about upgrades to the county jail, and he goes off into a tirade about how few votes he gets from Tillman. He never said it was off the record.”

“Let me ask you this,” Miss Winslow said, “did you know, or was there any hint it was off the record?”

“The only thing I got was this morning, when my boss, Briggs, said he’s our man, meaning Morris.”

“What did you take that to mean?” Miss Winslow asked.

“I was supposed to ignore anything that might be derogatory and only report the good things. In fact, he said as much at the top of his voice in front of the whole newsroom.”

Hiram glanced at Miss Winslow. “I think we know how the news will be slanted.”

“Is there anything in your past that might cast any sort of shadow over your character?” Miss Winslow asked.

“I left home when I was fifteen,” Rich said. “I had no contact with my mom or dad for seven years. My reason for returning was to mend fences.”

“Why did you leave?” Miss Winslow asked.

“At the time, I didn’t think I could bear it anymore,” Rich said. “I was never physically abused, but Mom and Dad were physical with each other. Mom tried to wreck our car into a tree one night. She said she wanted to kill us all. Dad was an alcoholic. He saw his life as a complete failure. For seven years, I went over everything in my life and convinced myself that I should have stayed and that it was all my fault.”

“Children of alcoholics always do that,” Miss Winslow said. “They end up blaming themselves because they think their parents are infallible. So it must be somebody else’s fault—the kid. And I’m sure you got blamed for everything too.”

“It sounds to me you’ve been down that road,” Rich said.

“Indeed,” Miss Winslow said.

“So you left,” Hiram said. “Where did you go?”

“If you don’t mind, sir, please don’t say I ran away; I left.”

“I will,” Hiram said. “The distinction is valid.”

“I peddled a bicycle to Maine and found work as a janitor for a newspaper,” Rich began. “I lied about my age. The owner and editor took me under his wing and before long I was writing and reporting. Every day was like sitting in one of the most exciting classrooms you could imagine.”

“You have really lifted yourself up,” Hiram said. “That’s impressive.”

“The editor and owner of the newspaper was Sam White.” Rich glanced at Miss Winslow and back to Hiram. “Does that name mean anything to either of you?”

Hiram raised an eyebrow. “The guy who became an informant?”

“Yes,” Rich said.

Hiram tapped his teeth with his pencil. “Were you aware of his activities before the time he became an informant?” Hiram asked.

“Could Miss Winslow leave?” Rich asked.

“No,” Hiram said. “Miss Winslow is bound by the same ethics that I am, and she is as much a part of me as the heart that beats in my chest.”

“All I will tell you is that I believe the CIA has a file on me,” Rich said. “Rather, I’m sure of it. Before Sam White turned informant, I had to escape from him. I spent the next four years sailing around the world. There were several attempts on my life.”

“Does anyone in this community know about any of this?” Hiram asked.

“Only you and Miss Winslow.”

“By any stretch of the imagination, do you think any of this is connected with the seven years you spent away from home?” Miss Winslow asked.

“No.”

“We got a big puzzle, Miss Winslow,” Hiram said. “And we may have to put it together with missing pieces.” He looked at Rich. “Just so ya know.”

“Miss Winslow,” Hiram said, “you can go do your magic. Mr. Larsen and I have some other things to talk over.”

Miss Winslow smiled at Rich, and they had congenial parting words. She closed the door behind her.

“Well, Rich,” Hiram said, “I’m nervous.”

“I guess you really do speak plainly,” Rich half-grinned. “I wasn’t expecting that.”

“You see,” Hiram said, “seven years missing will be turned into seven years of pent-up rage. Your relationship with Briggs will be turned into an outlet for your contempt for your parents until you cannot hold it in anymore. You had a job to go to. You were packed. Nobody knew you were leaving?”

“I told a friend, another reporter, from the sports desk,” Rich said.

“Planning, premeditation, is the way it will be presented by the prosecution,” Hiram said. “They can turn a hangnail into motive. And as far as means, if there’s a half-hour window that no one saw you, they will say that’s when it was done. The only thing I’ve heard is that there was a knife and a gun involved. And I can guarantee it will be linked to you. Did your dad own a gun?”

“I don’t think he did,” Rich said. “He hated guns. We were visiting relatives one time. My uncle brought out his new hunting rifle, and my dad packed my mom and me into the car, and we drove away. He was absolutely petrified of guns.”

“Okay,” Hiram said, "do you have a place to stay?”

“I can stay at the Hillcrest Motel,” Rich said.

“How are you set on funds?” Hiram asked.

“I drive a Korean War vintage Jeep,” Rich said. “I paid mom and dad fifty dollars a month. They insisted on nothing. My underwear is wearing thin. Over four years around the world, living on a sailboat, I learned to live with less than less. I don’t smoke, gamble, or have a girl.”

“Rich,” Hiram said, “I’m a good lawyer. Good lawyers keep their clients from going before a jury. You can’t predict a jury. One person can hang a jury. One person can sway the other eleven into a guilty verdict. You are tying my hands a bit. But I do need a name. Somebody I can contact who will at least vouch for some of your story.”

“There’s an agent named Clyde Akers,” Rich said. “He helped me in the past. It’s been several years. I don’t know where he’s at now. I met him in Grenada. He paid me.”

“For what?” Hiram asked.

“I was a decoy,” Rich said, “an expendable pawn in a game of chess in which there are no rules.”

“I will be discreet,” Hiram said pensively. “But I don’t give a rat’s patootie about anybody but you. It’s my sacred oath.”



Monday, September 7, 2026

Better Late Than Dead: Episode 7

This is episode seven of the novel Better Late Than Dead. It is the 7th book in the Rich Larsen Adventure Series. An episode will be posted every Monday and Friday. However, it can be purchased on Amazon in the Kindle or paperback versions.  

Rich has returned to the home he ran away from six years earlier. He’s back living with his parents, hoping to make amends for the pain he caused them. Two years have passed since returning home. That’s where this story begins. 




Episode 7 (Originally posted on the Jittery Goat)

Morris walked into the newspaper's entrance. The two deputies took a couple of steps toward their police car. Rich did not move. The deputies stopped, and one of them motioned for Rich to come along.

“What’s going on?” Rich asked.

One deputy walked back and faced Rich. “Your mother and father are dead.”

“What!” Rich said.

“They are both dead.”

“A car accident?” Rich asked.

“That’s all I can tell you right now,” the deputy said. “Please come with us.”

They drove to the sheriff’s headquarters. Rich sat in the back of the cruiser. He stared. His thoughts were numb. What I heard cannot be true, he thought.

The sheriff’s headquarters sat behind the county courthouse. It did not match the majestic-looking courthouse. It had been constructed of brick very quickly shortly after the turn of the century. On one side stood a two-story county jail, and on the other side was the motor pool and parking lot. They were constructed of cinder block.

They parked on the street in front. The deputies walked Rich through the front lobby and down a hallway to an interview room. Two detectives in white shirts and ties came in. They sat across the table from Rich. One man was older and pudgy. He didn’t bother to remove his fedora. The other was young, fit, with black, wiry hair and a dark beard.

“I’m Detective Bevins,” the older man said. “I’m Detective Grillo.”

“This is a murder, isn’t it?” Rich said.

“What makes you think that?” Bevins asked.

Rich stared at the wall between the two men. He did not comprehend what Bevins said. To him, it was just a human sound with no meaning.

“Mr. Larsen,” Bevins persisted. “What makes you think it is a murder?”

“I’m sorry,” Rich said. “What was that?”

“What makes you think it is a murder?” Grillo said.

“I’m sorry, Detectives, but I need some time.”

“Time for what?” Bevins said.

“My God, man! I just found out my parents were murdered!”

“We never said that,” Bevins said.

“Two detectives told me fifteen minutes ago that my parents were dead. I asked if it was a car accident. They said nothing. They brought me here. I’m stuck in a room, and two detectives come in. I’ve covered murders, and I’ve covered accidents. Accidents, the deputies would have told me. Now, if you don’t mind, I’d like to be alone.”

“We’ll give you some time,” Bevins said.

The detectives stood and left the room. Rich buried his face in his hands and cried bitterly.

Half an hour went by. Bevins and Grillo returned. Rich’s swollen eyes and red face looked up at them after they sat.

“How did it happen?” Rich asked.

“We were hoping you could tell us that,” Bevins said.

Rich’s chest tightened. He breathed rapidly. “There’s only one thing I know,” Rich said. “I didn’t know they were dead until about an hour ago.”

“Suppose you tell us where you were last night?” Bevins asked.

“Do you have some sort of alibi?” Grillo asked.

“I checked into the Hill Crest Motel at about 8:00,” Rich said. “I got into work about half an hour late. All of this can be verified.”

“Were you at your parents’ home last night?” Bevins asked.

“We had supper together,” Rich said.

“And when did you leave?” Bevins asked.

“I left around 7:30.”

“You went straight to the motel?” Bevins asked.

“I drove by the Gables,” Rich said. “They had the No Vacancy sign on.”

“Do you own a gun?” Grillo asked.

“No,” Rich said. “As I said, I’ve been around this type of stuff before. Before I give you any more cooperation, I have to have a lawyer present.”

“That doesn’t look good,” Bevins said.

“Detective Bevins, Detective Grillo, with all due respect, if it were you in my seat, you would have called a lawyer long ago.”

“There’s a phone in the hallway,” Grillo said.

Friday, September 4, 2026

Better Late Than Dead: Episode 6


This is episode six of the novel Better Late Than Dead. It is the 7th book in the Rich Larsen Adventure Series. An episode will be posted every Monday and Friday. However, it can be purchased on Amazon in the Kindle or paperback versions.  

Rich has returned to the home he ran away from six years earlier. He’s back living with his parents, hoping to make amends for the pain he caused them. Two years have passed since returning home. That’s where this story begins. 

      
Episode 6 (Originally posted on the Jittery Goat)


Rich stayed the night at a motel. He overslept and arrived at the newsroom at 8:30. He sat in his chair, and the phone rang immediately. He picked it up.

“Larsen.”

“Larsen, this is Briggs. My office now!” he snapped.

“Let’s make it in fifteen minutes,” Rich said casually. “I have a couple of ideas I want to put on paper before I forget them.”

“Now!”

“I’ve been doing now for two years.” Rich hung up.

Briggs bolted from his office with a paper in his hand, straight for Rich’s desk. Rich casually looked up and returned to typing. Briggs slammed the paper on Rich’s desk. Rich continued to type.

“What did I tell you to do yesterday?” Briggs bellowed.

The newsroom suddenly became quiet.

“You don’t remember?” Rich asked sarcastically.

“Don’t play stupid games with me,” Briggs said. “What assignment did I give you?”

“First of all, stupid games are probably the only ones you can understand, and secondly, you sent me to the sheriff’s office to interview him on the proposed upgrades to the county jail.”

“What did you write about?”

“Well, as I recall, I was able to cover all the renovations and what it would cost. And I think I did quite well in explaining why the renovations were needed. I highlighted that all surrounding counties had undergone renovations and that our county was falling behind. I think I did a really good job in highlighting how the sheriff’s department continues to serve the community with diligence and professionalism.”

“But then you go and write that the sheriff said, as far as he was concerned, Tillman Township can rot. And there’s nothing out there worth protecting. That is irresponsible reporting.”

“No,” Rich said, “that’s a quote, and he never said anything was off the record.”

“Of course, he didn’t say anything,” Briggs said. “He trusts us.”

“I think having the trust of our readers is significantly more important,” Rich said.

“This paper makes decisions for the community every day,” Briggs said. “We run this town.”

“Your hubris is barely palatable,” Rich said.

“Listen, Sheriff Morris is our man,” Briggs said. “We put him where he is, and we intend to keep him there. No two-bit beat reporter is going to go rogue on us. You get that.”

“It doesn’t sound like Morris is the newspaper’s man; what it really sounds like is that we are Morris’s newspaper.”

“Morris is on his way,” Briggs said. “I want you in my office when he gets here. And have the best apology you can muster. Get on your knees and grovel if you have to.”

“How did he find out about it?” Rich asked.

“It was leaked to the radio station,” Briggs said. “If they report it and we don’t, it will look like we’re holding out, not doing our job to inform the public.”

“Then we should run it,” Rich said, “because it’s the truth.”

“It’s already been stopped,” Briggs said. “It was a joke. And that’s what you’ll tell Morris when he gets here.”

“He won’t see it as a joke,” Rich said. “He said it. It’s a quote.”

“You be ready with that apology,” Briggs said.

“Not gonna do it,” Rich said.

“Clear out your desk,” Briggs said. “You’re fired.”

“I’ve given you a special gift,” Rich said. “Cherish it. You’ve wanted those words to pass through your lips ever since I arrived. How does it feel?”

Briggs smiled smugly. “It felt really good.”

“When you get back to your office, take a peek out your window and into the parking lot. Note my Jeep. It’s fully packed. I’m leaving. So, I quit.” Rich smiled. “What a wonderful conclusion. We both leave satisfied. But mine is just a little better than yours. Wouldn’t you agree? Because I orchestrated the whole thing.”

Briggs stared and quivered. Rich stood. He pulled a pen from his pocket. “This belongs to the newspaper.” He tossed it on the desk.

Briggs stood motionless. Rich walked around him. Rich smiled as he walked down the steps.

Sheriff Morris and two deputies met Rich just outside the door to the newspaper’s parking lot.

“Larsen,” Morris said, “go with my deputies.”

“Why?”

“They’ll explain.”

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

New Book: Better Late Than Dead Available On Amazon

 The latest serialized novel, Better Late Than Dead, is now available on Amazon in a Kindle edition or paperback. This is the eighth novel in the Rich Larsen adventure series.

This novel begins with Rich Larsen's life two years after returning home. He ran away from home 9 years earlier. Seven of those 9 years are in the previous 6 Rich Larsen adventure series.  

Starting this past August 15, two episodes of Better Late Than Dead are published each week. Thus taking 45 weeks to complete online. The book can be purchased now, rather than reading two episodes a week, which would take nearly a year to complete. 

Here are the titles and links to the previous Rich Larsen books;

The Desperate Summer of '62

The Id and The Odyssey

Sailing Beyond Beyond

Odyssey In Paradise

Ere The Ghan and After

African Escape

The Pilgrim's Return

(Originally posted on the Jittery Goat)

Monday, August 31, 2026

Better Late Than Dead: Episode 5


This is episode five of the novel Better Late Than Dead. It is the 7th book in the Rich Larsen Adventure Series. An episode will be posted every Monday and Friday.  


Rich has returned to the home he ran away from six years earlier. He’s back living with his parents, hoping to make amends for the pain he caused them. Two years have passed since returning home. That’s where this story begins.


Episode 5 (Originally posted on the Jittery Goat)


Rich drove the Jeep into the driveway at home. He turned the engine off. It seemed strange to him that, two years after the death of his dog, Duke, he still expected Duke to run, bark, and wag his tail to happily greet him.

The odor of the evening meal greeted Rich at the back door: pot roast with potatoes and vegetables. He walked through the kitchen. He greeted his mom and went to the bathroom to wash for supper.

Dad sat at the head. Mom and Rich sat across from one another. They passed the food and began eating.

“How was your day, Mom?” Rich asked.

“So, so,” Mom said.

“How ‘bout you, Dad?”

“Same ole, same ole,” Dad said. “What about you?”

“Well, this may come as a surprise…”

Mom interrupted. “You’re moving out.”

“Yeah,” Rich said.

“Where ya movin’?” Dad asked, seeming more interested in making sure he had plenty of potatoes.

“I’m moving to…” Rich grinned, and his eyes moved back and forth from Mom to Dad. “Well?”

“I thought you might complete my sentence,” Rich said.

“Those fancy places on the west side?” Mom asked.

“No,” Rich said. “I’m moving back to Maine.”

“What!” Dad stopped chewing. His look was nearly scornful. “I called a friend who is the news editor of a newspaper in Augusta, Maine. He has a job for me.”

They continued eating as if nothing had been said. Only the sounds of the utensils against the plates could be heard.

“I start the first of the month,” Rich said, and waited for some sort of question or curiosity. “As soon as I get a place, I’d like for you to come up and visit,” Rich said.

“Nothin’ there I’m interested in,” Mom said.

“Just lobster,” Dad mumbled.

“Potatoes too,” Mom said. “I bought some Maine potatoes at the grocery store last week.”

“I like the ones from Idaho better,” Dad said.

“They grow potatoes just north of here,” Mom said.

“They ain’t very good,” Dad said. “They use them for potato chips. That’s about all they’re good for.”

“Didn’t you work with a guy who was a potato farmer?” Mom asked.

“Bob Shoemacker,” Dad said. “And it was sugar beets, not potatoes.”

“Who was the potato farmer?” Mom asked.

“I don’t know a potato farmer,” Dad said.

“Bob Shoemacker grows potatoes, not sugar beets,” Mom said. “Remember, he brought us a fifty-pound bag of ‘em.”

“The only person to bring us fifty pounds of anything was Sam Ellers,” Dad said. “And that was fifty pounds of apples from his dad’s orchard.”

Rich cleared his throat.

“What!” Mom said.

“I wanted to talk about moving,” Rich said.

“So, you’re moving,” Dad snapped. “People are always moving.”

“I know, but I wanted to talk about us,” Rich said.

“What about us?” Mom said.

“Yeah,” Dad said. “Is there something wrong with us?”

“No,” Rich said. “It’s just that I wanted to leave on better terms than I did the last time.”

“The last time!” Dad gripped his fork.

“Yeah, Dad,” Rich said. “I took all the blame, not to be gracious but to put forth the truth. It was my fault.”

“We weren’t good enough for you,” Mom said, shoving her plate forward.

“Look, there’s nothing more I want to do than hug both of you and shed a tear as we say goodbye.”

“What about the first time?” Mom said. “We had plenty of tears, but you weren’t around.”

“Your mom got fired because of you,” Dad snarled. “She worried herself sick.”

“And you should have seen all the looks we got,” Mom said. “We were outcasts. Nobody talked to us. We lost all our friends.”

There was a moment of silence.

“I lost all of mine, too,” Rich said.

The fist holding the fork hammered on the table. It echoed like a crashing chandelier. Rich calmly leaned back in his chair. His chest tightened, and his head began to tingle. Suddenly, it was nine years ago. He felt like a fifteen-year-old boy.

“Mom, Dad, I didn’t want to bring up bad memories or for any of this to happen.”

“We began to lead a peaceful life,” Dad said.

“Yeah, and I came back,” Rich said.

“You only came back to show us how good and decent you turned out without us,” Mom said. “You’ve been rubbing our nose in it for two years. Everybody is saying how proud we must be of what you have done with your life. A writer. Sailed around the world. A reporter for the newspaper.”

“No sir,” Dad added. “You ain’t gonna be like one of us heathens. You’re refined.”

“You know,” Rich said, “I’ve never said a word to anybody about sailing around the world or writing two novels. The only person I’ve said those things to is a guy I work with and the personnel manager at the paper. Mom, I’ve heard you on the phone telling everyone about me. And Dad, a couple of your old buddies told me that you told them all about me.”

Mom and Dad looked at each other with nothing to reply. Rich turned to his mom.

“Do you remember the night you tried to kill us all by aiming the car at a tree?”

“What on earth are you talking about?” Mom said. “No such thing happened.”

Rich turned to his Dad. “That night, you and Mom were drinking. You didn’t know what theater I was at. You couldn’t find me when it was time to pick me up. You went back to the bar. You never looked for me. And in a drunken tirade, you blamed Mom for infidelity. And you blamed it all on me! That went through my head for six years, and only after I found Bridgett was I able to forget and forgive.”

“But you won’t forgive, right?” Dad barked.

“Forgiving is only possible with remembering,” Rich said. “It takes cutting, digging, and scraping. It’s painful. Did you do any of those things?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Dad said.

“Did either of you ever talk about that night?” Rich said, bracing his emotions.

“I have no idea what you are talking about,” Mom said.

“Will you go with me to the records section of the courthouse?” Rich asked. “There is a complete report on the accident. You two said a dog ran out in front of you, but Mom, you were overheard sobbing and saying you wanted to kill us all.”

Mom stood and swiped her plate off the table. “Why, why are you doing this!!!” She panted.

“I don’t know,” Rich said. “I don’t know. I wanted us to heal. When I first came home, I thought we were well on our way. I tried on several occasions to talk, but you were both looking for an exit each time. I knew it would be hard. I was always willing to shoulder more than my share of the blame. I would take it all.”

“Look what you’ve done,” Dad gnashed. “You haven’t changed one bit.” His jaw tightened, and his lips quivered.

Rich stood. “I’m sorry,” Rich said. “I’ll pack. I’m leaving tonight.”

Rich plodded up the steps. He packed a garment bag, a duffel bag, and a seaman’s bag. He hauled everything to the Jeep. Mom and Dad watched the television as he walked by the living room entrance. They paid no attention.

He started the Jeep. He looked up at his bedroom window. The light was on. Thoughts ran through his mind about how many times, while away, he wished he could lie in the solitude of that room and feel safe and loved. He paused.

The room fell dark.