Maybe It's Just Me...

 Walmart, Always Concerned About You and Me (#1, 7/8/25)

  Maybe it's just me, and usually it is.

  It was yesterday or last year, I was shopping at Walmart. I walked down one of the frozen food aisles. Above the display freezers hung two signs about eight feet apart. One read "Healthy Meals" and the other "Nutritional Choices." Aside from that, I thought it was a clever choice of words; I was left wondering. Does that mean everything else in frozen foods is not healthy or a nutritionally bad choice?  

  I'm afraid if I pick up a box of waffles the cashier might out me as a food junkie. Or if I bury tater tots in my groceries and go through the self-checkout, when scanned, a red light and siren will alert the nutritional police.

That brings me to the APCH (Asset Protection Customer Host).  Talk about synthesizing words and scrubbing the meaning, that takes the cake. (gluten-free, of course). That's the guard at the door who checks your receipt against the items in your cart. want to make sure you haven't pilfered any Peanut Butter Bars. Anyway, if you don't have one of them, your Walmart is in a safe area. You ought to see the array of vermin and degenerates who go to mine.