Everybody's Gotta Get Somethin'

“You’re gonna get yours someday.”

“I already got mine.”

“Ya do!”

“Sure.”

“What does it look like?”

“Ya don’t know?”

“...”

“Ha! Ya don’t have yours yet and I got mine!”

“Maybe mine will be different than yours.”

“They're all the same. Everybody who got their’s knows that.”

“Will ya show me yours, so when I get mine I know if I have it or not?”

“No way, pal. Ya gotta wait but there’s one thing for sure; ya got it comin’ to ya.”