Maybe It's Just Me, But Aren't Napkins Getting Thinner?

 Maybe it's just me, and usually it is, but aren't the restaurant napkins getting thinner? 

I remember the day when you used to be able to pull one out of a napkin holder, clean off your silverware, blow your nose, fold it, put it in your back pocket, use it for a week, leave it in your pants, run it through the wash, and it was clean and ready to go for a while. Yeah, for sure, those days are gone.

I used to let 'em collect in the glove compartment. When the gas station ran out of paper towels for cleaning off the window and the dipstick after checking the oil, they worked fine.

Those ole greasy hamburger joints used stick 'em in the bottom of the bag. They'd not only soak up all the grease, but they could still be used to wipe the ketchup off your best shirt.

You'd think with all the paper that's being saved on account of nobody reading newspapers and glossy magazines anymore, that there'd be enough trees to go around, so they make the napkins just a little thicker.

Next thing ya know, they'll be complaining about overforestation and wonder why.