Monday, February 3, 2020


When can I pick up my laundry?”
Any time after five PM on Thursday.”
What if I show up at midnight?”
No problem, we’re open 24/7.”
It means we’re open 24 hours 7 days a week.”
Why didn't you just say, all the time?”
Because that’s what 24/7 means.”
Not really. It doesn’t tell you what happens after seven days. After being open 24 hours a day for seven days you might close up for a week and where would my laundry be?”
I assure you we will always be open.”
Why not say for eternity?”
Well, I suppose it’s because this place won’t last for eternity?”
You seem so sure. Can you at least give me a time-framed beyond seven days and eternity.”
Everyone assumes 24/7 means all the time.”
Everyone doesn’t.”
I didn’t.”
Okay, almost everyone.”
Than why not at least give yourself some leeway on your hours? Almost 24/7.”

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