Friday, October 23, 2026

Better Late Than Dead: Episode 20

 This is episode twenty of the novel Better Late Than Dead. It is the 7th book in the Rich Larsen Adventure Series. An episode will be posted every Monday and Friday. However, it can be purchased on Amazon in the Kindle or paperback versions.  

Rich has returned to the home he ran away from six years earlier. He’s back living with his parents, hoping to make amends for the pain he caused them. Two years have passed since returning home. That’s where this story begins. 

(Originally posted on the Jittery Goat)


Episode 20


After closing the door to his room, Rich slipped off his shoes. I'm tired, he thought, but if I go to sleep now, I’ll be awake at three.

He had bought a couple of cheap private detective novels. They lay on the nightstand. He picked one up and started to read. The phone rang. Geez, Rich thought, the blonde just walked into the office and asked for a light. He picked up the phone.

“Hello.”

“Rich, this is Miss Winslow. I have bad news.”

Rich sat up. “What is it?”

“Hiram is dead,” Miss Winslow said. “Heart attack, at home.”

“Oh, no,” Rich said. “How’s Mrs. Holiday?”

“I don’t know,” Miss Winslow said, “but I have more bad news. The sheriff is on his way to arrest you.”

“You mean the sheriff himself or deputies?” Rich asked.

“The sheriff himself,” Miss Winslow said. “He’s coming with a couple of news reporters, a photographer, and a camera crew. I suggest you take a back road to the county jail and turn yourself in. That will take the wind out of the sheriff’s sails and the media.”

“How do you know this?” Rich asked.

“Hiram and I have eyes and ears everywhere,” Miss Winslow said. “Get going before they get there. As soon as you’re at the sheriff’s office, call me.”

“Got it,” Rich said and hung up.

Rich immediately looked out the window. No one had arrived yet. He rushed to the bathroom and opened the window. He climbed out and ran to a farm field only about fifteen yards away. He ran back to the window and climbed back into the bathroom, leaving the window open.

He went to the closet and opened the access lid to the crawl space. He arranged some clothing sloppily on the lid. Then he lowered himself into the crawl space and pulled the lid in place. In the dark, he waited.

He heard several automobiles pull in front of his room. A loud knock on the door was followed by, “Sheriff, open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.”

“Get a key.”

A minute passed. Rich heard the door open.

“Larsen, put your hands up. You're under arrest.”

“He’s not here.”

“His Jeep is here.”

“He slipped out the bathroom window.”

“He couldn’t have gone far.”

A minute passed.

“Look there. The grass has been beaten down. He took off into the field.”

“You four spread out. I’ll call the bloodhounds.”

Half an hour passed. From the crawl space, he heard the dogs being brought in. From the conversation, Rich was able to discern that the dogs had been given Rich’s scent. Then he heard the dogs taken around back to pick up the scent. The dog was given commands.

“Go on, boy. Go get ‘em,” was repeated several times.

“Dumb dogs stop at the field.”

“Maybe the chemicals they’ve been sprayin’ are messing up his sniffer.”

“That dog couldn’t smell a fart if his nose was three inches from an ass.”

“Sheriff Morris is fit to be tied. This was big for him. He really wanted to arrest Larsen personally. The media was all set up and ready to cover the whole thing.”

“Hey, look serious and busy. Morris just pulled into the driveway.”

A couple of minutes passed. Rich heard talking from the front of the motel. He crawled to a vent in the front of the crawl space.

“We have all the roads sealed up a mile in every direction. We have men walking the field to the north, east, and west. There’s no way he crossed the highway to go south.”

“Shouldn’t we cover the south?”

“Spreads us too thin. We put our men where the chances are greatest.”

Rich half-grinned and thought, Thanks for the info.

“Clemmons, you and Parker stay here and watch the motel. One of you in the front and one in the back. Don’t you dare go into the room. I don’t want ya taking a nap or watching TV. I don’t think he’ll be dumb enough to circle back, but let’s at least have a presence. It’s a good look. And who knows, he may come back.”

It became quiet. He heard several automobiles drive away. One final car door shut, and it was quiet. Rich waited for an hour. He crawled back to the lid. He slowly pushed it open and pulled himself back into the closet. He crept to the front window. He parted the curtain. A deputy sat in his cruiser smoking a cigarette.

He has to take a leak sometime, Rich thought. I hope he doesn’t come in here. Can I make it to the crawl space in time? Maybe I’ll just roll under the bed.

At about 12:45, Rich heard a car door open. He rushed to the window and eased back the curtain. The deputy walked away from the cruiser toward the end of the building. He rushed to the window in the bathroom.

“Parker,” the deputy whispered. “You wanna go get a coffee?”

“Don’t you think one of us should stay here?”

“Would you rather have a coffee here or at Rosey’s?”

“I haven’t eaten since five.”

“Hey, we’re supposed to have a lunch break after four hours. If nobody’s here, that ain’t our problem.”

“There’s no sense in sitting around here.”

“Let’s go and say we stayed.”

They chuckled. A minute passed. The engine of the cruiser started. Rich peered through the window and watched its red taillights drive away. They’re not looking for my Jeep, Rich thought.

He stuffed his clothing into his baggage. He opened the door and looked around. He tossed the baggage into the Jeep. He climbed into the Jeep. He took a deep breath.

“Well, here we go.”

He slowly drove out of the parking lot. He turned east. Going west would take him into town. A roadblock was east, a mile away. He knew of a farm lane that went south before reaching the roadblock. He shifted through the gears and reached forty-five miles per hour. He felt free and at ease. Nothing is quite as invigorating as those first moments of escape.

“Crap!” Rich saw the sign: Rosey’s Diner: Open 24 hours. “That’s where the deputies are.”

Turning around may attract attention, Rich thought. Just drive on by.

Two cruisers were parked out front. As Rich drove by, he glanced inside. Two deputies sat at the counter, not paying attention to the road. He sighed. Someone will be in big trouble, Rich thought.

He slowed the Jeep and looked for the farm lane. He saw it and turned onto it. The lights were turned off. Only the park light remained on. He drove slowly and cautiously to make the holes and ruts easier to maneuver. He reached a cross lane and turned left. Finally, he came upon a paved township road. That led to another road that navigated him beyond the perimeter of the roadblocks.

Forty-five minutes after leaving the motel, he was on Route 81 west. It was a highway he was familiar with. It was a route taken to visit family in Indiana. It was taken because, as long as Rich’s mother and father could remember, they never saw a State Highway Patrolman on it.

He wondered how long it would take before the two deputies returned to the motel and noticed the Jeep was missing. He also wondered if they would concoct a story to protect themselves. Something like: he was somewhere in the back, and when we came out front, the Jeep was gone. Rich thought Sheriff Morris would be reluctant to notify the State Highway Patrol. He and Briggs were cut from the same cloth. They were arrogant and incompetent.

“I’m lucky to have them,” Rich said, amusing himself.

Small communities, nothing more than a store and a couple of houses, sprang up in the night like large prehistoric monsters. They sat silent and lifeless. Their day had passed. Once busy gathering places are now as lifeless as a graveyard.

A roadside picnic area with one table and a well slowly came into view out of the night. He pulled over and slept for half an hour. He woke and began driving again.

I hope I have outdistanced any word about me, Rich thought. I wish I had a plan. Someplace secure to go to. The police are more likely to spot a moving Jeep than one parked among other cars. They’ll be looking for someone on the move. I have to be almost two hundred miles away. They’re still looking for me in the area.

The day began to brighten from behind. Eyes became gritty and heavy. I need a place to rest, he thought.


Monday, October 19, 2026

Better Late Than Dead: Episode 19

This is episode nineteen of the novel Better Late Than Dead. It is the 7th book in the Rich Larsen Adventure Series. An episode will be posted every Monday and Friday. However, it can be purchased on Amazon in the Kindle or paperback versions.  

Rich has returned to the home he ran away from six years earlier. He’s back living with his parents, hoping to make amends for the pain he caused them. Two years have passed since returning home. That’s where this story begins.

(Originally posted on the Jittery Goat)

Episode 19 

Rich drove to the Hillcrest Motel. He climbed out of the Jeep. A folded note was in the door. The note told him to come to the office. He set his bag inside the room and walked to the office.

A mousy old man, Mr. Rhinehart, the owner, sat behind the counter reading the newspaper.

“Mr. Rhinehart,” Rich said, “I found this note in the door. What is it you wanted to see me about?”

“Yes, yes, Mr. Larsen,” Mr. Rhinehart said nervously, “I left a note for you. There’s something I wanted to talk to you about.”

“Sure, what is it?”

“You see, you see,” Mr. Rhinehart stammered, “I run a respectable business, and I care about the reputation.”

“Exactly what the cockroaches were telling me just the other night,” Rich said. “I’m joking.”

“Well, well,” Mr. Rhinehart said, “that’s not funny. A little joke like that gets around, and the next thing you know, people start talking.”

“I apologize,” Rich said. “The joke stays between you and me—and the cockroaches.”

“All the talk going around about you,” Mr. Rhinehart said. “You know, now, I’m not judging or anything. And I really don’t know anything anyway. But talk is talk, and it’s kind of like, you know, the roaches joke. People will start believing things.”

“That happens,” Rich said. “But I’m not sure why you want to see me. As far as I know, I’ve been a good guest at this fine establishment. Have there been any complaints?”

“Oh, no, no,” Mr. Rhinehart said, “it’s nothing like that. It’s just that you're a murderer—oh my, that came out wrong.”

“Just spit it out,” Rich said.

“Well, I’m concerned you’re hurting my business,” Mr. Rhinehart said.

“Everybody who stays here is just passing through,” Rich said.

“What I’m trying to say is I want you to move out,” Mr. Rhinehart said.

“This is a surprise,” Rich said. “I’ll tell you what, let me think on it tonight and I’ll let you know in the morning.”

“Actually,” Mr. Rhinehart said, “I want you out now!”

“Actually, Mr. Rhinehart, I’m paid until the end of the month.”

Mr. Rhinehart stood. He reached under the counter and handed Rich a check. “That’s a refund for the rest of the month.”

“Unless I’m breaking one of your rules, I’m staying till the end of the month,” Rich said.

“I will call the sheriff and have you removed,” Mr. Rhinehart said firmly—well, as firmly as Mr. Rhinehart could muster.

“I don’t think you will, and I don’t think you can,” Rich said.

“Please, Mr. Larsen,” Mr. Rhinehart said, “can you please leave in the morning?”

“As much as I disdain your petty tone and sanctimonious demeanor, I intend on staying until the end of the month,” Rich said. “I paid in full, and I paid in cash.”

“You want cash?” Mr. Rhinehart asked.

“No,” Rich said, “I want a room. I have a room. You have my money. I’m sorry this is tough on you, but we all have tough decisions to make. And you made your decisions when you accepted my money until the end of the month. When the end of the month comes, I’ll be gone. And you can charge another ten dollars a night to stay in the room I stayed in. I’m a celebrity, Mr. Rhinehart. If this was Vegas, they’d be paying me to stay.”

Rich waited for a reply. Mr. Rhinehart’s lips nervously quivered, but no sound came out. Rich turned and opened the door. He stopped and turned back to Mr. Rhinehart.

“By the way, don’t think you’re going to get away with not changing my towels or sheets. And don’t go through my stuff.”

Rich did not wait for a reply. He walked back to his room, where he enjoyed a ham salad sandwich, a small bag of chips, the cherry pie, and a bottle of soda. He turned on the TV news.

“It has been confirmed by sources that an arrest is imminent in the Larsen family double murder. A reliable source in the sheriff’s office has said their prime suspect will soon be taken into custody.”

Rich flipped the TV off.

Geez, Rich thought, that’s as bad as the newspaper. The news anchor sounded and looked as if he was dragged out of sixth-period study hall.

He left the room and jumped into the Jeep. I need a long ride, Rich thought, like Tijuana, Mexico.

He backed out of his parking space and pulled onto the road. He headed away from town. He leaned back with one hand on the steering wheel. For a moment, he fantasized. He was driving away from it all. He was driving to a place where he had no beginning and had no end. It was like Belle-ÃŽle-en-Mer. Where people help you blend.

I would go there, he thought, but every breeze, the bleat of lambs, every glint of sunshine, the smell of the pastures, and the taste of agneau du large, island wine, and those butter cookies... I’d be a fat expat in no time. Evenings with Elbert and Maggie. Just like old times—but without my Bridgette. I could not bear it. I’m wondering if I can bear anything ever again. Maybe I was never born to be happy, fulfilled, and content. Maybe I was born to be locked away.

There is such a strange chain of events. My parents were killed. I’m a prime suspect. And I can beat the whole thing if I give up Elbert—tell the CIA where he is. What if there isn’t a link? What if these circumstances fell into their laps?

Hiram, what does he know? Is he holding something back? Miss Winslow said he’s working harder on this case than he has on any other. He’s working as if we’re going to trial. How can he be so sure? I suppose those are questions I should be asking Hiram.

Rich made a U-turn and headed back to the Hillcrest Motel.

Maybe Mr. Rhinehart has had the opportunity to think things over, Rich thought. Maybe a basket of fruit and a bouquet will be waiting for me. Nah, never happening.

With an hour of daylight remaining, he pulled into the driveway of the Hillcrest. Cars were in front of every room. The no vacancy sign was lit.

“I’m sure not hurting business,” Rich mumbled.


Friday, October 16, 2026

Better Late Than Dead: Episode 18

 This is episode eighteen of the novel Better Late Than Dead. It is the 7th book in the Rich Larsen Adventure Series. An episode will be posted every Monday and Friday. However, it can be purchased on Amazon in the Kindle or paperback versions.  

Rich has returned to the home he ran away from six years earlier. He’s back living with his parents, hoping to make amends for the pain he caused them. Two years have passed since returning home. That’s where this story begins. 


Episode 18 (Originally posted on the Jittery Goat)


Rich began to feel the weight of the libelous newspaper article. He had put up with the stares and whispers. Rude treatment was becoming severe.

He drove into a filling station. The attendant sat in a chair inside. He waited for the man to pump his gas. The man glared and did not budge. Rich grabbed the nozzle. The man stepped to the doorway.

“We’re out of gas.”

“You don’t mind if I try, do ya?” Rich said.

“As a matter of fact, I do.”

Rich got in his Jeep and drove away. In his rearview mirror, he saw another car drive into the station, and the attendant pumped the gas.

He walked into a restaurant he had been to several times. The hostess told him there would be a long wait.

“I see two tables open,” Rich said.

“They’re reserved,” the hostess said.

“If I remember correctly,” Rich said, “you don’t take reservations. I’ve tried.”

“It’s a new policy,” the hostess said.

“Yeah,” Rich said sadly, “like right now.”

At the grocery checkouts, the cashiers smiled and talked with other customers. As soon as they recognized Rich, the friendly conversations turned into a cold slab of cement.

One night, coming home from Hiram’s office, he stopped at a small neighborhood grocery store. The only person there was a short, round man in his fifties. Rich assumed it was the owner. He grabbed a bag of chips, a prewrapped sandwich, and a soda.

“Dessert,” he mumbled. What shall it be?

“Ah,” Rich said under his breath, “cherry pie. I’ll take it.”

He cradled all the items in his arm and set them on the counter near the front door. The man did not make eye contact with Rich. He tallied up the items on the cash register.

“That comes to $1.49.”

Rich reached for his wallet. “Can I have a bag?” Rich said.

“We’re out,” the man said.

Rich looked to the end of the counter. Several sizes of brown paper bags were stacked there. Rich reached toward the bags. “I’ll have the small one.”

He placed the items in the bag. He laid two dollars on the table. “Keep the change.”

“How does it feel to kill your mother and father?” the man sneered.

“I don’t know,” Rich said. “But I know how it feels to be accused of killing your mom and dad, and everybody thinks you did it.”

Rich grabbed the soda bottle from the bag. He held it high over his head. His face filled with rage. He clenched his jaw.

The man let out a high-pitched gasp. He wrapped his arms around his face and over his head. Rich returned the bottle to the sack.

“That’s how it feels, mister.”

Rich walked out of the store.


Monday, October 12, 2026

Better Late Than Dead: Episode 17


This is episode seventeen of the novel Better Late Than Dead. It is the 7th book in the Rich Larsen Adventure Series. An episode will be posted every Monday and Friday. However, it can be purchased on Amazon in the Kindle or paperback versions.  

Rich has returned to the home he ran away from six years earlier. He’s back living with his parents, hoping to make amends for the pain he caused them. Two years have passed since returning home. That’s where this story begins. 


Episode 17 (Originally posted on the Jittery Goat)


Maxine stepped away from the office shortly past noon. She brought back a couple of salads. She placed them on the conference table.

“You guys have been eating terribly the last week or so,” Maxine said. Then she tossed a newspaper on the table. “I don’t know whether you should read and then eat or eat and then read.” Maxine walked out of the conference room.

Rich grabbed the newspaper. “Early edition,” he said. He unfolded it to the front page. “The newspaper seldom runs local headlines on the front page,” Rich said. “It’s usually national or international news. There are rare exceptions.”

He began to read. “Headline: Prime Suspect in Brutal Larsen Double Murder About to be Charged. The News has recently uncovered that a prime suspect in the double homicide of the Larsens is about to be arrested and charged. Seasoned and top detectives from the county sheriff’s department have been conducting an exhaustive and vigorous weeks-long investigation of the Larsen double murder. The News’ crack reporting team has been on this blockbuster case, which has received statewide attention from the very beginning.”

Rich stopped. “I can’t read anymore. This is not written by a crack reporter; it’s written by a cracked reporter. This writing is atrocious.”

“That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen,” Miss Winslow said.

“I have a note to send this to the university journalism school,” Rich said, “reading: don’t send your graduates to The News. They’ll end up writing like this, ruin everything you taught them, and end up with no future job prospects.”

“I bet for every bad newspaper writer there are fifty bad lawyers,” Miss Winslow said.

“And they should be called out,” Rich said. He stood and tucked the newspaper under his arm.

“Where are you going?” Miss Winslow asked.

“I’m going to do something stupid and sorely needed,” Rich said. “Or is it something needed and sorely stupid? It’s probably both. I’ll be back or in jail.”

Before any words came from Miss Winslow’s mouth, Rich was out of the room.

Rich jumped into his Jeep and sped to the newspaper. He pulled into the parking lot. No parking spaces were open. He parked front-first at the newspaper’s side entrance. He slung the door open and stomped up the steps.

He leaned into Briggs’ office. He was not there. He turned toward the newsroom. The room was busy with the clickety-clack of typewriters.

“Where’s Briggs?” Rich called out.

The typing stopped. A half dozen or so reporters stopped typing or dislodged their phones from their ears. Everyone stared at Rich. They were frozen in suspense, not knowing what to expect.

“I’m looking for Briggs!” Rich said.

Everyone turned to a desk at the back of the newsroom. Briggs’ arms supported him as he braced against a desk. He leaned over a young female reporter. He stretched his posture.

Rich took a step.

“Don’t come any closer,” Briggs warned.

“And what will you do if I do?” Rich said. “You’ll be on your own. There is nobody in this room who will help you. But that’s not what I’m here for.”

“I’m calling security,” Briggs said, reaching for the phone on the desk.

“I’ve worked here for two years,” Rich said. “There is no security.”

“I’m calling the police,” Briggs said.

“For what?” Rich said. “I just stopped by to say hi to my old boss. If there’s any crime that has been committed here, it’s bad writing.”

“You don’t work here, and you have no business here,” Briggs said.

“And that’s my good fortune,” Rich said.

“Why are you here?” Briggs asked.

Rich held up a copy of the newspaper. “I’m suing you personally and the newspaper. If there’s one thing I know about reporting, it is this: you have slandered me. I have two years of notes and will have the testimony of at least six former employees of your abusive behavior towards me. Today’s article slanders me.”

“Your name is never mentioned,” Briggs said.

“You have consistently named me as the prime suspect in previous reports,” Rich said. “In a civil case, it only takes a majority of seven to win a case. That leaves five. I guarantee there are not five people in this town who wouldn’t want somebody to stick it to this rag.”

Only the sound of typewriters from other offices and the hum of distant printing presses could be heard.

“Geez, Briggs,” Rich said, “I smell your cologne all the way up here.”

Rich turned around and slowly walked away. He reached the stairwell. Applause came from the sports newsroom. Rich smiled. He returned to his Jeep and drove back to Hiram’s office.

Rich returned to the conference room. Miss Winslow was poring over the files.

“Did you hit anybody?” Miss Winslow asked.

“No,” Rich said. “That’s not my style. Although I contemplated goading Briggs to take a swing at me. And that’s not my style either. But it was entertaining to think about.”

“Hiram tossed a law book at another lawyer a couple of years ago,” Miss Winslow said.

“You know,” Rich said as he sat at the conference table, “dueling is very much underrated.”